Kill time in the elevator....

There are a few things to do while you are in the elevator. Some of these ideas can be funny but some can cause a fight. You decide which one you will use. Don't tell them that I was who give you these all ideas. I don't know you, you don't know me. So why blackmail me? I didn't do it. I only putting these all up here.

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Ton. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
11. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
12. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
13. Pretend to catching at flies that don't exist.
14. Look painfully annoy while knocking your forehead and say, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
15. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
16. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
18. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

When you have done some of these ideas, what about sharing your experience with me? I'll try to give some suggestions on what to do next.

Peace...........